Tuesday, September 14, 2010

WHAT DO THESE THREE PHRASES HAVE IN COMMON?

1. "Crotch Rot"

2. "Itchy Bottom Disease"

3. "Nipples"

That's right, you guessed it, all three have actually been uttered in sermons I have given at my church. Why do they keep letting me get up there?
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousSep 14, 2010, 2:28:00 PM

    Don't forget "crap" and "genital area".

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  2. MomZupSep 14, 2010, 2:32:00 PM

    Makes you wonder if Lisa knows what she is getting into when she joins this family!

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