OVERHEARD TRICK-OR-TREATING

"He said to me something like 'Isn't my costume amazing?' and I said 'Ish."
Teenage girl dressed as a rabbit to two other teenage girls dressed as a fairy and a witch respectively.

"I'm gonna be so fat!"
Obese juvenile female, approximately 11 or 12 years, old, dressed as some kind of ghastly ghoul, commenting on how much candy she was consuming.

"You already are fat!"
Insensitive juvenile female, also 11 or 12 years old and dressed as a hershey's kiss, in response to the above comment.

"Shut up!"
The aforementioned obese juvenile female.

"Thank you for your service to our country, young man."
An elderly  man to a youngster, probably 8 or 9 years old, who was dressed as a soldier.