Saturday, January 14, 2012

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...wherein I refuse to take an oath promising never to kill a bigfoot.

1 comment:

Rocket Surgeon, Phd said...

I am in full agreement.

These magnificent beasts have been allegedly spotted for centuries now...there is obviously a self-sustaining population. If one of them was stupid enough to be seen, not to mention shot or bludgeoned to death, that's just a thinning of the herd and a collateral benefit to the entire sasquatch population.

Also, if I were in a position to kill one - the simple economics of the situation would not just suggest I kill it. It would demand it.

My only concern would be where to shoot it to best preserve the carcass.

But I couldnt guarantee I'd take it to a university or some other scientific concern...I would test the market for private bidders or even a restaurant that wanted to sell Sasquatch steaks at an exorbitant sum.