Before leaving for work in the morning, call all of your children to you, and, after mustering your sternest voice and your fiercest, most brooding expression, say "Kids, when I get home today I don't want to hear from your Mother that you were smiling or laughing or having any fun! (spit out 'any fun' with contempt) If I hear that you so much as snickered or grinned you're gonna be in big trouble! Understand?" Then turn on your heel, stomp off and let the door slam behind you.
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