First, find a dead deer. If there are no dead deer to be found then by all means kill a live one. This one got hit by a car before limping down into Camp Maranatha where it was evidently finished off by a pack of coyotes behind one of our meeting halls.
Here are the tools you will need for the first part of the project- a block of wood, a saw, latex gloves, and some Vicks Vapo Rub.
Before getting to work, apply the vapo rub generously to your upper lip and around your nostrils (this is a trick I learned from my days as a police officer. Don't dwell on that too much.). That deer had been down for a while (it was pungent lemme tell ya) and the vapo rub really helps with the smell. (Mike Rowe eat your heart out.)
3 comments:
"First find a dead deer"... I about fell out of my chair! Thanks JT!
yes this made me luagh when i saw vicks in your nostrils. i like your shirt btw. Team Tate!
This disgusts me. If you could see my crinkled up stink face, it would confirm what I just said. Disgusting.
BTW: thanks for correcting me on the strawbrie thing. My bad.
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