Friday, December 2, 2011

LETTERS TO THE PRESIDENT

Dear Mr. President,

I am still waiting for a response from you regarding my letter dated October 5, 2009 regarding your sasquatch policy, or the nonexistence thereof. Finding a concrete sasquatch policy position from your office is proving as elusive as North America's great ape itself. Thanks, as always, for your kind attention to this matter.

Respectfully,

Job Tate

1 comment:

Rocket Surgeon, Phd said...

Santorum should hail mary with a ten point find sasquatch plan.