Finally!!! The invisible hand of the market has been brought to bear in all of its glorious might in deciding the question of Bigfoot's existence. I am confident that Spike TV will accomplish what decades of quackery, plaster casts and grainy film footage have failed to do, namely to bring the public undeniable evidence of bigfoot's existence. I am glad that I have lived to see this day. Spike TV has proposed a
$10,000,000.00 bounty to the the team that can bring us sasquatch. That's the American way!
(Special thanks to Maxon for tipping me off to this amazing story. Now to assemble my team!)
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