10. Team Jacob
9. Favors shortening "eleven" to just "leven" (Finally somebody has the courage!)
8. He's opposed to murdering kittens
7. Bobberball should be an olympic sport
6. Always says couch, never sofa
5. Favors a final solution for the nation's cat problem.
4. Federal recognion of "never nudes" as mental illness (An issue that's very personal to him.)
3. Techno Viking to be named head of the joint chiefs of staff.
2. Wants to bring bust of Bill and Ted back into the Oval Office.
1. Once elected, he intends to assign Dog the Bounty Hunter head of a high profile task force to finally put the sasquatch question to rest. "Smoke him out, Dog."
Sunday, October 7, 2012
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Pro werewolf eh? I had no idea! ;)
We love Arrested Development :)
Alexae- His Team Jacob stance is all the more surprising given the fact that Republican voters tend to favor Team Edward. Paul Ryan is Team Edward. What can I say, he's a maverick.
Beth- One of the best shows ever made.
I would have thought he preferred davenport to either couch or sofa.
I would have thought he preferred davenport to either couch or sofa.
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