Thursday, June 23, 2011

TOP 10 SURPRISES FOUND IN THE NEW, REVISED VERSION OF THE NIV BIBLE

10. Peter now referred to as "P-Dawg"
9. Abishag the Shunamite described as "Smokin' Hot!"
8. Rising cost of diet pepsi identified as a sign of the apocalypse
7. The voice of Balaam's donkey performed by Eddie Murphy
6. The twelve disciples referred to as "Jesus's Crew"
5. Before knocking down the temple of Dagon, Samson eats a can of spinach.
4. Wife of Potiphar described as "a cougar"
3. Additional 11th commandment warns against the evils of corn syrup and white refined sugar
2. Bonus features include psalm parodies by Weird Al
1. Jar-Jar Binks!

3 comments:

MomZup said...

Dad is ordering himself a copy today! Thank you for sending us to bed laughing. We love your squirrely creative edge!

The Fredricksons: Brian, Britney, Salty, and Benji said...

Number 3 was my favorite :)

Josh Tate said...

Squirrely?