Billionaire, philanderer, carnival barker, fellow middle child and relentless self-promoter, Donald Trump.
(When reached for comment about this post, The Donald said confidently that because his photo is used in the post it would be the greatest Shen-or-South in the history of that fetaure and possibly even the greatest BFZ post ever. Mr. Trump then went on to say that if you disagree with him about that then you are "a very stupid person.")
