OVERHEARD AT THE BEACH

"Hey man, you just do your thing. Just focus on what you gotta do, and all that other b---s--- will just take care of itself."
Heavy set, middle-aged male, heavily tattooed, and wearing swimming trunks, wife-beater, and blue crocs speaking to an unknown second party via cell phone outside a public restroom. (Moonlight Beach- Encinitas, CA)

"I tried talking to her about it, but you know Crystal, she won't admit when she's wrong. She just shut me out."
Twenty-something female in conversation with a second female of like age walking along the beach. (Moonlight Beach- Encinitas, CA)

"Isn't this crazy! Look at all these people! Have you ever seen so many people at the beach before."
Middle-aged female to two teenage males. She waved her hand expansively to encompass the throng of holiday beach goers crowding the water. (Moonlight Beach- Encinitas, CA)

"Ah, Dude, look. Look at those two, dude! Just do it! Come on, throw the ball! Throw it!"
Twenty something male of hispanic ancestry to a younger male (possibly his brother). He was trying to get the younger male to purposefully throw a football so that it would land near two bikini-clad females who were walking down the beach. The ball was perfectly placed so that the twenty-something male nearly collided with the aforementioned females in his attempt to catch it, which, of course, necessitated an apology. His attempts to follow up his apology with follow up conversation were thwarted however, and the two females continued down the beach. (Moonlight Beach- Encinitas, CA)