Thursday, March 8, 2012

I'M GOING ON TOUR!!!

On May 5th my brother, Job, is going to get married in the greater Chicago area. So the whole fam is flying in on the 3rd. After the weddign we are driving (or possibly taking the train) to Vermont where we will stay until the 18th when we will depart for home. If we are able to arrange vehicular transport from Chicago to Vermont then we plan on making a stop at my old alma mater, Houghton College. I haven't been there in over a decade, and would enjoy seeing it again.

I've also decided to use this trip as an opportunity to launch an exploratory bid for the presidency. I'll be speaking at various venues along the way about my vision for the country. It'll be a Bummer-Free Bus Tour. I'll need to invest in a broom like Homer Stokes. No need to track down a midget though. Miles will suffice.

2 comments:

The Fredricksons: Brian, Britney, Salty, and Benji said...

Perhaps you can meet up with the person who currently has your mail box at school. That'd be fun!

BAREFOOT KANGAROO said...

...or way creepy! Either way I should do it.