BEARDS IN THE NEWS

Beard Beer? Yes, that's right, Rogue Ales has developed a new beer made with yeast harvested from the beard of celebrated brewmeister John Maier. Check out the article HERE. I imagine it would probably go well with some fresh fromunda cheese spread on a cracker, and maybe a garnish of belly button lint.

Maybe they could expand their line of beard beers to include the signature yeast of various celebrities and newsmakers, such as Castro or maybe Robin Williams. They could even develop a beer made from the beards of homeless men and dedicate a portion of the proceeds to area homeless shelters. I also envision a drink called "The Bearded Lady" with yeast collected from a circus freak show.

"It tastes sort of beardy."