ON THE MEND

Last Tuesday night at approximately ten o'clock I was riding my bicycle down Marion View when I made an unexpected and violent exit from the Bummer-Free Zone. A sudden encounter with an enraged dog, who became entangled with the smoothly whirring operation of my 10-speed, caused me to proceed over the handle bars and land with a sickly thud, like a wooden mallet striking a side of beef, on the merciless surface of the road. The result- a broken collar bone and a few days in a decidedly bummer-filled zone.

In the meantime I have watched the already anemic number of daily visits to my blog drop to levels that can only be described as pathetic- we're talking single digits people. It is clear that I will have to do some serious blogging to scrap my way back up to where the BFZ used to be. I vow to hold your attention!!! Stay tuned...