Friday, January 13, 2012

Let the Countdown Begin

I'm afraid that I've known from the moment that Josh invited me to contribute to the Bummer-Free Zone that it would only be a matter of time before he found it necessary to make the Bummer-Free Zone a Joel-Free Zone.    When the time comes it will be as a result of impossibly long and self-indulgent posts, because of my apparent inability to adhere to the blog's ethos, because of questionable content and for a host of other reasons.
Why, you might ask, am I drawing things out if I am resigned to the fact that Josh will inevitably have to purge me for the sake of his regime?  Why don't I just force the issue by posting something egregiously over the line?
Good question.
I guess I'm going to draw this thing out because, unlike revenge, remorse is a dish best served at room temperature.

2 comments:

BAREFOOT KANGAROO said...

No such purge will be forthcoming. Would you like some pie?

The Fredricksons: Brian, Britney, Salty, and Benji said...

Yes! This sounds so exciting! I love controversy!