Wednesday, February 6, 2013

HOW TO ENSURE YOU COME HOME TO HAPPY, SMILEY, GIGGLEY KIDS

Before leaving for work in the morning, call all of your children to you, and, after mustering your sternest voice and your fiercest, most brooding expression, say "Kids, when I get home today I don't want to hear from your Mother that you were smiling or laughing or having any fun! (spit out 'any fun' with contempt) If I hear that you so much as snickered or grinned you're gonna be in big trouble! Understand?" Then turn on your heel, stomp off and let the door slam behind you.

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