Tuesday, April 27, 2010

OVERHEARD AT IKEA

"He's too fat for that one."
Two skinny, asian, twenty-something girls discussing the purchase of a chair for an absent fat man.

"He's not gonna like it. I know he won't. He never likes any of the things I get, and he doesn't want to come with me either. I stopped trying a long time ago to make him happy. So I just get what I want 'cause I can't make him happy anyway. Am I right?"
Tall, thin, black woman with large hoop earrings talking on the cell phone.