Wednesday, April 17, 2013

TRAGEDY STRIKES BFZ NATIONAL FOOSBALL TEAM

The BFZ sports community was rocked this morning by the tragic loss of three star foosball players who played for the national foosball team. The bodies of Charles "Chucky" Spoon, Jimmy Fresh III, and N'diki Roberts were found this morning by BFZ president, Josh Tate, as he emptied the trash can in his office. According to police reports the bodies of the three slain foosball players had been broken in two and unceremoniously dumped in President Tate's office waste basket.
 At this time no group has come forward to claim responsibility for the slayings, and police are tight lipped about theories surrounding the case. One source close to the investigation who requested anonymity given the sensitive nature of the investigation indicated that police are looking into the possibility that crazed fans of the BFZ national team may have taken matters into their own hands following the team's disappointing loss on Saturday night to arch rivals from the Bummer-Filled Zone.  
Charles "Chucky" Spoon
Jimmy Fresh III
N'diki Roberts

2 comments:

mary d. said...

Hmmmm....wonder who would do something like that???

Joshua Tate said...

Don't worry, Mary. We'll get to the bottom of this.