Friday, January 25, 2013


1. If you were walking through the woods with a rifle and you saw sasquatch would you shoot it for science?

2. If every meal you ate for the rest of your life had to come from one chain restaurant, which restaurant would you choose?

3. If you had to move your eyes from their current location and put them somewhere else on your body, but you couldn't put them anywhere above the neck, where would you put them?

4. If you could only be conscious for one month out of the year which month would you choose?

5. If all fifty states became members of the opposite sex which perfectly embodied the spirit and beauty of that region, which state do you feel you would be most attracted to/ compatible with?

6. If you had to live out the rest of your days within the city limits of a single city and you could never set foot outside of that city again, which city would you choose?

7. If you had to smell strongly of a certain kind of food for the rest of your life, which food would you choose to smell like? (What if you were choosing for your spouse?)

8. If you could only use one denomination of U.S. currency to make purchases with, whether big or small, which denomination of currency would you choose?

9. If your life was made into a full-length feature film, who would you cast to play yourself in the starring role? Who would you cast for your spouse? What would the film be rated?

10. If you could only eat during one half hour block during the course of the day when would you schedule that block?

11. In addition to foot travel if you could only choose one other form of transportation to use for the rest of your life, and you can't choose anything that can legally travel on a highway, which form of transportation would you choose to supplement walking?

12. If you had to change races which race would you change to? (Nothing would change but your appearance)

13. If you had to go by an opposite gender name for the rest of your life, which would you choose? (And you can't pick a name that goes both ways.)

14. If you could take a physical sensation that feels bad and make it so that it feels good, which sensation would you choose?

15. If you had to time travel to find your spouse, would you go 300 years into the past or into the future?

16. If you could choose to know either how you die or when which would you choose?

17. If you could go back and witness any event from the Old Testament which would you choose?

18. If your head was shaped like a triangle would you want the point down like a chin with a flat top or pointing up like a church steeple?

19. If you had to replace one of you hands with a common kitchen utensil, which would you choose?

20. If you could only wear one outfit for the rest of your life (you can have as many of these outfits as you want but they must be identical) what would that outfit look like?

21. If you had an entry song that came on whenever you entered a room, what would you choose as your entry song?

22. If you could make it so that one book had never been written which book would you erase?

23. If all the creatures in all the seas, from the largest whale to the smallest microscopic organism, jumped out of the water at exactly the same time (assume it's possible), would the ocean level drop noticeably from the vantage point of a spectator on the shore? Do they displace that much water?

24. If you were on the run what would be your alias?

25. If you had to choose another place on the human body for longish hair to grow, where would you choose?

26. If you were engaged to be married and some accident occurred that made it physically impossible to ever consummate the marriage, would you still go through with the wedding? Does it make a difference if you are the one who is damaged or your betrothed?

27. If you had to change your name to that of a pet you have owned, either living or deceased, which name would you choose?

28. If you could only wear either heavy snow boots or a pair of flip-flops for the rest of your life which would you choose?

29. If you could only use one kind of utensil for the rest of your life, spoon, kitchen or knife, and swear off the other two, which would you choose?

30. How long do you think you could survive eating only candy and drinking only soda?

31. If you could receive a free lifetime supply of any product which would you choose?

32. If you could serve as a paid spokesperson for any product, which would you be most proud to represent?

33. Swim like a fish or fly like a bird?

34. If you had to choose between becoming as small as your index finger or so tall that your current proportions would seem finger-size, which would you choose?

35. How long do you think it would take to eat and pass everything that you are wearing right now?

36. If you had to be physically reborn and start over from the womb of a female celebrity who is alive today, which female celebrity would you choose for your Mother?

37. If Washington D.C. had to be abandoned, what other U.S. city would you choose for our national capital?

38. If people changed color to correspond with their emotions how would this change society as we know it?

39. If you found out that five years from now you had become a household name would you assume it was because you were famous or infamous? For what?

40. If everything you ate tasted like one flavor, what flavor would you want to assign to all foods?

41. Gentlemen- If yuo had to choose between wearing only a speedo or a full football uniform, complete with pads, cleats and helmet, for the rest of your life which would you choose?

42. Gentlemen- If you had to choose between going without either shirt or shoes for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

43. Ladies- If you had to choose between never washing your hair again or going completely bald which would you choose?

44. Of all the mice that have ever lived, on balance have more died from being eaten or from natural causes such as disease, drowning, etc...?

45. If you could travel by means of teleportation anywhere and anytime would you take it if it meant you had to completely abandon all other forms of locomotion, including walking?

46. What would you choose as America's national condiment?

47. If you had to choose a member of your family to find you a spouse, and ship said spouse to you sight unseen, which member of your family would you entrust with the job?

48. If you were paid a dollar for every M&M that you ate in succession, no handfulls and no stopping, just one M&M after another until you threw up or were forced to stop how much money do you think you could make?

49. If you had to choose two colors to represent you for the rest of your life, and you could only dress in those colors, paint your house those colors, etc..., which two colors would you choose?

50. Where is the most memorable/exciting place you have ever slept?

51. If you were forced into slavery would you be a hardworking slave or would you take every opportunity to stick it to the man?

52. If you could only say three words for the rest of your life, which words would you choose?

53. If you traveled back in time to when the first european settlers stepped forth onto the North American continent would you help the settlers or warn the indians?

54. If you had to live out the rest of your days inside a video game world, which video game world would you choose?

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