Friday, November 25, 2011

BREAKING NEWS

This morning as BFZ President, Josh Tate, exited an area IHOP and walked sluggishly toward his motorcade CNN's Chuck Berlinsky asked him to comment on an unruly group of occupy protesters who have erected a tent city on the BFZ's sidebar above the blog links. The protesters have vowed to remain encamped on the BFZ's sidebar until their demands are met- namely peace on earth, an end to financial inequality, an end to racial divisions, free college education, full disclosure on the incident at area 51 near Roswell, NM and an official investigation into the death of rapper Biggy Smalls.

 "I need to lay down," replied the president, "That IHOP is sitting like a ton of bricks."

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