YOU JUST GOT PUNKED, ASHTON!!!

So you came to the BFZ in the hopes of escaping the 24 hour news loop tedium of the Kutcher/Moore divorce saga. Sorry, you'll find no shelter here. The frontline is everywhere. I just keep waiting for Demi to jump out from another room to find a forlorn looking Ashton, and make everything alright again by yelling "Ahhhh!!! You just got punked, Ashton! I punked you!"