OVERHEARD

"I said TODAY not tomorrow. That ought to tell you something!"
Young man, yelling loudly and publicly at a local shop owner over some unknown dispute (exact location withheld- Idyllwild, CA)

"I was hiding in the broom closet and he was outside asking 'Are you a free man?' over and over again. That's how I knew."
Middle-aged man with long, reddish, curly hair in a pony tail talking animatedly to a middle-aged female (Post Office- Idyllwild, CA)