Sunday, September 4, 2011

STORY TIME- "HUMAN CRAP F'REAL!"



Pull up a chair. Make yourself comfortable. Big Josh wants to tell you a story.

3 comments:

The Fredricksons: Brian, Britney, Salty, and Benji said...

I am actually laughing out loud, because you are so amused by the story you are telling. Your laughter is contagious. But I must admit, when I read the title of the video post, I thought I was going to be blessed to hear a very different, more personal story about human feces. One that begins with a tub of raisins....I enjoyed this story nonetheless, but didn't find it quite as enthralling as the other one.


Also, The Water Babies is a good story. I love it, myself.

As for your issue with zoos, perhaps you need to expand to other zoos. The SD one is huge. Like, f'real. My local fave is the Oakland Zoo. It's reasonably priced; I can bring in my own food (not just sneak in baby snacks); it has the big animals everyone loves (except Panda and Polar Bear. And Koala); and you can walk thru it in an hour or two. I make Sawyer walk. They have a nice play area and places to sit and eat. PLUS, the elephants (Sawyer's fave) are always active. Once we saw one get in the water and swim. And after halloween, they hide pumpkins around the huge yard enclosure and then let the ellies go find and eat them. Whole. It was great fun! Anyway, that is to say, should you guys ever come up here, we will be sure to go to the Oakland Zoo. Maybe you will change your opinion of them. Fear not, it's the SF zoo that has the people eating tigers; you're safe in Oakland. (hahaha, not really, it's the homicide capital of the state.)

The Fredricksons: Brian, Britney, Salty, and Benji said...

I found myself saying "f'real" the other day in conversation. But sadly my husband doesn't read your blog, and so the reference was lost on him. I smiled anyway.

Josh Tate said...

Clearly you speak the Queen's English. I respect that.