BIN LADEN'S STYLE INSPIRES FASHION CRAZE AMONG AMERICA'S HOMELESS

 The nation's homeless are rockin' the casbah with a new look inspired by America's late arch-villain, Osama Bin Laden. Fashion experts are calling the trend, which consists primarily of an unkempt beard and a menacing glare, "shabby sheikh." When reached for comment, local transient, Art Buckwell (photo below) said of the trend, "I'm with the CIA!"