OVERHEARD THROUGH THE WINDOW OF ROOM 393 AT THE CLEMENT- MONTEREY, CA

Our room was situated at the back side of the Hotel overlooking the pool and a bike path, which made for some good overheards.

"Dad! Pull up your pants! Everyone can see your crack!"
Juvenile female to her father, whose swimming trunks had apparently come down as he exited the pool.

"Are you even watching them?!?!"
Adult female (exiting the excercise room) to an adult male (seated pool side). Apparently she was openly questioning how well said male was supervising two juveniles in the pool. I glanced out the window ('cause I'm nosey like that) and observed that the male in question was setting down a newspaper which he had apparently been reading before being confronted. Tsk-tsk!

"No you're not!"
Middle aged female in response to a teenage boy who kept insisting that he would push her into the pool. (He did not push her into the pool)

"Ahh! Ho-ho-ho-ho!"
Asian man entering the hot tub.

"So what do you want to do today?"
Thirty-something female who was in the pool with her chin resting on the edge looking up at a man of like age sitting in a deck chair.