COMING SOON!

Bummer-Free Zone President, Josh Tate, announced today at a press conference that he plans to personally perform the BFZ's new national anthem sometime in the near future. When pressed for more details, the ruggedly handsome President smiled coyly and said, "Prepare to be amazed." Despite mounting pressure to divulge which song the BFZ had chosen for its anthem, Tate has kept his cards close to his chiseled, adonis-like chest, saying only that "[the song] is almost as beautiful as I am." An anonymous source within the BFZ leaked a list of songs considered to be in contention earlier this week. Armed with the list, CNN's Chuck Berlinsky asked Tate directly if the anthem was "Do the Hustle," "Starry-Eyed Surprise," "Kung-Fu Fighting," "Grazing in the Grass," or "Patches," Tate responded cryptically, "What do you think, Chuck?" and then hurriedly left the room before any follow up questions could be asked, which has only served to fuel speculation that the anthem is indeed among the songs listed. Only Tate and his closest confidants can know for sure. We'll keep you posted.